43 Phylosophy of life without which one stands defenceless.
The following list is deduced from my personal experiences, observations and thorough thought, however, every point is deeped in humor to help you swallow easily.
1. Your shoes are the first thing people subconsciously notice about your dressing; wear nice shoes
2. Say NO to more bottles, and more women; it breeds poverty
3. As a person’s height is determined by their father, and their weight, by their mother, so is their success determined by their hard work and failure their handwork
4. If you must sleep in public please do it with your mouth closed
5. There are three things a man’s brain can not resist noticing – good food, woman and women
6. Left-handed people chew food on their right side and don’t miss an aim on a bald head
7. No money no honey, yet no honey no bees
8. Never promise her one ball AGAIN when you know it takes two to survive
9. People who laugh a lot are healthier than those who don’t, that’s why women try so hard to protect their front teeth
10. Laziness and inactivity kills just as many people as too much walkout; especially with an extravagant woman
11. A human brain has a capacity to store 5 times as much information as Wikipedia but how can we know when we don’t even remember our last essay
12. Stomach acid (conc. HCl) is strong enough to dissolve razor blades that is why it dissolves any amount one puts inside one’s stomach
13. Take a 10-30 minute walk every day and SMILE while u walk, It is the ultimate antidepressants and anti sanity…its called ija eze’ waka
14. We sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day, but when money wahala is involved we stay hours without noticing
15. When you have nothing to say, please say nothing so you don’t end up saying so much nothing and they all see you as nothing
16. Eat more of food that grow on trees and plants and less of food that is manufactured from trees and plants, if you no understand just chop grass it helps
17. Take blueberries broccoli and almonds then drink green tea and plenty of water; me, I enjoy drinking all of them especially the one I know ‘plenty of water!!’
18. Try to make at least two people smile each day; urselfself and yourself
19. Don’t waste your precious energy on energy vampires, Instead save it, I’m sure your children will need it
20. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a college boarder
21. Life isn’t fair, but it’s still beautiful because black is beauty
22. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone, forgive them for everything, but don’t forget; that’s the lesson
23. Don’t take yourself so seriously, It’s a little work and play thing
24. You don’t have to win everything everyday; Agree to disagree
25. Make peace with your past so it won’t spoil your present
26. Be careful for nothing, she is either part of your solution or part of your problem
27. No one is in charge of your happiness except you, so laugh and spread your teeth except if they are more than 42
28. To us who see sense in every nonsense 1st quarter of 2020 was positively different
29. Help both the needy and the greedy, that made me great
30. What other people think of you is none of your business, it’s what she says everyday that matters
31. Time heals everything, including deep wound of poverty
32. However bad your situation is, it will change with prayer and hard work, it won’t be like our own APC kind of change!!(AMEN)
33. Your job won’t take care of you when you are sick, your friends will, stay in touch
34. Envy is a waste of time, you already have all you need in you
35. NEVER FORGET TO THANK GOD FOR EVERYTHING
36. Remember your background in all you do
37. Always put God first, yourself second and money third
38. Never let your wants interfere with your needs
39. Santa claus is special because it visits once in a year
40. Life and success is all about God and you
41.Never compare yourself; you are just all you’ve got
42. If the above must work, you have to properly manage these two tissues; your tongue and its sweet cousin who lives downstairs
43. It’s never 100% you always have to add that’s if you want complete package!!
